You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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