I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
as a side note pls kill me
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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