How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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