You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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