508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
