Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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