I hate all girls vehemently.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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