I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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