If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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