Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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