so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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