Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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