So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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