Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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