I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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