My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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