Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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