Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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