How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Did I show you my penis last night?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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