I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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