If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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