I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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