i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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