She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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