we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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