he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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