Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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