Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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