physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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