too bad you live with your parents still
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize