I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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