I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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