Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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