do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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