How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
