whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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