You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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