He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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