i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize