If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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