Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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