that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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