rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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