: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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