How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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