If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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