Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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