It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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