school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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