so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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