Cold hands, warm shart.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The air taste purple.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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