I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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