I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
one two three fourrrrnication!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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