Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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